WATER:<Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces> You're sensitive--deeply attuned to your feelings and highly creative. You're also very romantic and sentimental. People flock to you because you're loving and nurturing. You feel rather than think and you seek to form strong and deep relationships... Have you know your elements<Date'Page>

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said.  All 2 Laugh <Gags>